Pet peeves

Ya know... So many things irk me, and it's kind of strange as so little bugs me in life. There are just a few things that I have begun to notice that make me think, "Are you fucking kidding me??"

One of them is something that chandra and I got into an argument over more than once... and that is two women calling each other, "wifey" or "wife" or... what the fuck ever....

Are you legally wed? No... Ok.... How about common law? No? ... Uh.... Are you at the very least in a relationship of any kind?? No...... Just friends.... WHAT THE HELL???

This is one of those things that just doesn't have any place as a common saying, or a common anything... Yet I see it more and more among people. It's something that makes my eye twitch with the redundancy and retardation of the simple implication with the profound meaning that they just simply don't seem to grasp.

Something else that has lately begun to bother me... Is the whole, "women with curves are hotter than skinny chicks" movement. A lot of hot pictures are going up on various sites, facebook, fetlife, twitter, etc etc... These women, are indeed hot, and they do indeed have curves. They weigh in at perhaps 150-170 pounds, maybe a lil more, and they are deliciously proportioned.

I know many women that fall into this category, girls who are not the typical model sized anorexic sluts that parade around in a size 0.

So I do agree, that women with curves are hot. But it has to be women with CURVES... ROUND is not a fucking curve. There comes to a point where you cannot claim to be a woman with curves, where you slide from "curvy" into BBW. This is something that is beginning to bother me as well. No offense to those who are BBW, you are beautiful in your own way, however you are -not- curvy.

So those who are over 250 pounds, and their waistline isn't so much a waist as an additive to their hips and stomach, and their curves amount to a gorgeous rack and... well... a gorgeous rack... You are not curvy, you are not voluptuous, you are rotund. This doesn't mean you aren't cute, or pretty, or beautiful. This merely means that those pictures of highly attractive hourglass figure women that you post like it's a representation of who you are.......... Isn't a fucking representation of you. But you keep working towards that, maybe one day you will be curvy.

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God, that rant has been in me for over two weeks.

That being said, I received a follow up letter from the genetics clinic going over everything we went over while I was there. Their theory isn't so much muscular dystrophy, as it is a brand of muscular dystrophy called myotonic dystrophy, which has more to do with the nerves than the muscles themselves.

The blood is being tested for them to confirm the diagnosis, which should be done, according to the letter I have here, by about mid-february.

In the meantime, I need to get a new phone. My hopes of unlocking my iphone and using it for my new provider have fallen flat as I tried to unlock it myself, and ended up instead updated it and causing it to be unlockable entirely. Talk about a pain in the ass. So now it is sitting as a very expensive iPod with no use other than to be locked out in recovery mode until I can get around to bringing it down to Travis and Kait's place to re-update it sometime.

Not much else to report on. I feel so much more relaxed now that I was able to bitch.

Cheers.